Slap on a country’s name upon a signature view of skyscrapers, trees, birds, people and whatnot, and ta-da! A wishyouwerehere postcard worthy of 50 cents and nothing more. Wishyouwerehere postcards are so boring, I decided to create some on my own.
Seriously, the prostitutes are cheaper here.
Seriously, I had pig’s organs for breakfast.
Seriously, tissue papers are used to reserve tables during lunch.
Seriously, it’s illegal to receive a blowjob unless you fuck that person.