An odd text conversation I have had at 8 this morning. Thought I’d share it with you.
Friend: My dad said I got fat. So how fat? Can’t stand this I haven’t been able to gym for a week Good morning
Pat: Ur dad is ur dad. Dads either say u are fat or u are too skinny. They are not genetically capable of praising their daughters.
Friend: Ok I got fat. How to lose weight in 10min?
Pat: Break ur weighing machine.
Speaking of which, it’s high time I hit the gym myself. My friends have already acknowledged that I’ve gotten fat. Urgh. I want my 6-pecs back!
